one time my uncle bought a tumbleweed so every time one of his students made a bad joke he could roll it across the classroom
wanna know what a cow looks like washed and blow dried?
that is what a cow looks like washed and blow dried
FLUFFY MILK HORSE
fluffy milk horse
Sorry, I couldn’t hear you over the sound of your dad leaving your family every weekend to come make it rain on me.
Oh, so women can’t dress how they want because men can’t control their sexual urges? When dogs can’t control their sexual urges, we cut off their balls.
I think I’m onto something here.
if you dont have a gay cousin then youre the gay cousin sorry to break it to you